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Great Music. Game lags like crazy on a 2 year old gaming laptop. Please optimize. Probably averaging 5 FPS with tons of stuttering and input lag so bad it made the game completely unplayable. I can't give 0 stars because I really liked the music.

Texting and driving is bad enough, let alone while speeding and weaving in and out of traffic.

I had to zoom in to 300% to read the instructions. The space bar causes the page to scroll down so you can't see anymore (in Firefox), and it's needed to start the game. I feel like this game wasn't tested in the Newgrounds browser window at all.

The resolution ONLY makes sense if you're playing on a phone, in vertical mode. So much wasted space. I don't even see a link to a mobile version so why would anyone do this?

The first square you click on a level should be safe.

And the reset after clicking 9 squares is dumb. You should have to clear the whole level.

I don't see how this really qualifies as an adult game. It's barely a game at all and barely any sexual content either.

Loved the surprise ending. Great game! :D

Gangfang responds:

Thank you very much! I didn't know if people would actually end up beating it or just say "this is dumb" before they got to the final boss (which in my opinion makes the game)

Needs hotkeys, and what's the deal with the online login crap? Shouldn't have to register for an external website to access full game content. Also, turrets should be smarter and more fluid when it comes to aiming.

It seems impossibly hard to actually draw decent looking custom content. The concept is great, but needs better implementation. Make more tools and options available to the user, maybe custom environments and characters too, not just laser shooting enemies. Maybe give players clout/points as they level up to give them better customizing tools.

jacklehamster responds:

The trick for drawing good art in this system is to zoom in very close.
I plan to add more gameplay elements in the next version, this is only version 1. Thanks for the feedback!

Game is way too easy at first. Upgrade selection seems pretty limited, music feels uneccesary, needs balance and polish.

KazaaMafia responds:

Thanks. I'll try to make the bosses a bit harder than what they are and I work more towards the upgrade system.

Is this game a metaphor for Obama's administration?

Adorable game, but needs upgrades.

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